this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore;

mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

(Source: mashup-central, via meanfaggot)

cocaineteas:

LMAO I’m so gay, I’m on another level like there is gay people and me.

(via bussyween)

reorganizedchaos:

Best of Rupaul’s Drag Race: Lip Sync for Your Life

(via fagbarbie)

niggapus:

i don’t participate at all in school

i just sit there and look hot

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via fagneyspears)

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